A Martian Kaleidoscope
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- $ 99.99 USD
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This wall art print is called 'A Martian Kaleidoscope'.
It features Mars (hence the Martian part!) As well as a kaleidoscope of colours to keep your eyes gainfully amused.
It also has an astronaut on the surface of the planet.
Let's face it, if that was life size he would be a really, really BIG astronaut! So, I hate to break it to you, but this picture isn't to scale. No rulers were harmed in the making of this picture! No calculus was used in its creation!
Still, it was lots of fun to get in the mind of a kaleidoscope and watch it turn as it looked on at the planet Mars.
Though, philosophical conundrum time.... Why aren't there multiple Mars (Marses??? What is the plural of Mars? Hello grammar lovers. Turn away now!) if it's a Kaleidoscope?
I reckon it's faulty!!
It's the only logical explanation.
If Stephen Hawking were still around he would be most mad with my lack of scientific rigour.
Anyway, to compensate both for the lack of calculus, calculations, and grammar nasties, here is a fun mars fact for you.
The radius of Mars is 3,389.5 km.
How does that compare to Earth... (I hear the more scientifically inclined of you begging, begging, nay pleading with me to know....)
Well, Earth has a radius of 6,371 km.
Which makes Mars somewhat of a tiddler by comparison.
And the Sun?...
Well, the Sun has a radius of 696,340 km.
Doesn't that blow your mind!!!
It does mine.
Earth is like a pork scratching in comparison!
Anyway... None of such statistical, scientific, NASA/Space-type tom-foolery should stop you from having this one on your wall.
Looks rather lovely.
(If I do say so myself!)
- High Quality - Printed on high quality, artist grade stock
- Ready to Hang - Folded around a lightweight frame to give them a gorgeous, gallery ready appearance and ready to hang immediately. No need to spend a fortune having them framed! All our canvases come ready to hang as soon as they arrive at your door.
- Built to Last - Printed with acid free ink that will last without fading or chipping,
- UV Technology - Features a scratch-resistant UV coating.
- Easy to Clean - Wipes clean easily with a damp cloth or to remove dust, vacuum gently using a soft brush attachment.
- Stays Firm - Fabricated to stay taut and flat.
- Canvas Prints shipped from the US come with a hard sealed backing and hanging hardware for an effortless install.
- Canvas Prints shipped outside the US come with an open back and are ready to hang with a sawtooth hanger for an effortless install.
- So, you will have NO EXTRA CHARGES TO HAVE YOUR ART FRAMED! It comes ready to hang.
(See the pictures for examples of both)
- Thickness - The thickness of the canvas wrap frame on your print is 1.25 inches (so your art really stands out from whatever angle you look at it on your walls!)
- Canvas Love - We only use the finest artist-grade poly-cotton blend canvas to ensure lasting quality for your art.
- Ink and Printing Love - We use superior eight-pass pigment-based inkjet printing, which uses archival inks designed to hold up over time without fading. We care as much as you do about the quality of our prints.
- Frame Love - The wood in the frame and stretcher is constructed of 100% renewable wood.
- Packaging Love - We lovingly package our canvas prints to ensure that they arrive just the way we packed them.
- Local Production - We have local handcrafted production for the USA, UK, Canada, Australia and Mexico, so that your order will ship from within the same country as you order (ensuring both that we support local producers and that shipping times are reduced).
- Worldwide shipping - Orders to countries outside those five will ship from the USA.
- Made-to-Order Just for You! - All of our artwork is made-to-order. This means that we can offer works of art that you won't find anywhere else!