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Cow Art - The Moody Cow with the Pearl Earrings

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Inspired by Girl with a Pearl Earring by Johannes Vermeer; The Moody Cow with the Pearl Earrings is my more modern take on what I think the Dutch Master would have thought should be on your walls had he have been around now.

(COWS WITH EARRINGS! You love it!)

Why not have it on your bedroom wall and remind yourself every morning that when you hear the infernal 'RING, RING, RING' of your alarm clock that you clearly are a bundle of light, joy and benefaction?!

To remind you of this fact, the text on the impressionistic digital art canvas reads:

"You'd Be A Moody Cow As Well If They Made You Wear These Earrings!'

Buy it for yourself.

Buy it for someone else (but only if they actually have a sense of humor!)

We are sure that Vermeer would be proud!

The original 'Girl with a Pearl Earring by Johannes Vermeer' was painted in 1665, and is now in the collection of the Mauritshius art museum in the Hague, Holland (it is on their website here if you want to go have a peak :-))

In 2006, it was voted as the most beautiful painting in the Netherlands by the Dutch public (though, in fairness, 'The Moody Cow with the Pearl Earrings' wasn't even a twinkle in my eye then, so the Dutch Peoples have never had the opportunity to vote for the 'upgraded' cow version!)

The original version is actually smaller then you may realize (17.5 inches high by 15 inches wide), which is proof that great things can come in small packages.

Interestingly, it was not intended as a portrait. Instead it was a 'tronie' (which is a 17th Century Dutch word meaning 'face'), that shows an exaggerated facial expression or a stock character in costume. This accounts for why the girl was wearing an oriental turban and an improbably large pearl earring, because the focus of the art form was on capturing a kind of facial spectacle, rather then on the girl, who was intended more as a mysterious archetype, then as a 'real' woman.

Indeed, it still isn't agreed among experts whether the girl in the picture was a figment of Vermeer's imagination, or if there was a real sitter.

(Ohhh Ok. It was Scarlett Johansson though right?)

The original name that Vermeer seems to have given the picture was 'Tronie Painted in the Turkish fashion' (which the picture was listed under at the time of Vermeer's death), which also serves to illustrate that in his mind the form of the painting was more important then the sitter, even if there was one... (in fact, it was only towards the end of the 20th century that the picture became known by the common, Girl with a Pearl Earring title that we now know it as).

In reality of course the soft fluidity of the face, the eyes that seem to look at your very heart, the gentle effervescence of the shading on the right-hand side of her face are all elements that capture us.


Anyhow, my cow is also very fetching in my (not very humble) opinion.

So, cow lovers, cow aficionados, lovers of pearl earrings, moody cows.

Have at it!

Vermeer wants you to upgrade to this version!

PS Makes a great gift for yourself or that special moody someone!

(You know who you are...)


Great Build Quality and Materials
  • High Quality - Printed on high quality, artist grade stock
  • Ready to Hang - Folded around a lightweight frame to give them a gorgeous, gallery ready appearance and ready to hang immediately. No need to spend a fortune having them framed! All our canvases come ready to hang as soon as they arrive at your door.
  • Built to Last - Printed with acid free ink that will last without fading or chipping,
  • UV Technology - Features a scratch-resistant UV coating.
  • Easy to Clean - Wipes clean easily with a damp cloth or to remove dust, vacuum gently using a soft brush attachment.
  • Stays Firm - Fabricated to stay taut and flat.

Easy to Hang
  • Canvas Prints shipped from the US come with a hard sealed backing and hanging hardware for an effortless install.
  • Canvas Prints shipped outside the US come with an open back and are ready to hang with a sawtooth hanger for an effortless install.
  • So, you will have NO EXTRA CHARGES TO HAVE YOUR ART FRAMED! It comes ready to hang.

(See the pictures for examples of both)

Made with LOVE!
  • Thickness - The thickness of the canvas wrap frame on your print is 1.25 inches (so your art really stands out from whatever angle you look at it on your walls!)
  • Canvas Love - We only use the finest artist-grade poly-cotton blend canvas to ensure lasting quality for your art.
  • Ink and Printing Love - We use superior eight-pass pigment-based inkjet printing, which uses archival inks designed to hold up over time without fading. We care as much as you do about the quality of our prints.
  • Frame Love - The wood in the frame and stretcher is constructed of 100% renewable wood.
  • Packaging Love - We lovingly package our canvas prints to ensure that they arrive just the way we packed them.
  • Local Production - We have local handcrafted production for the USA, UK, Canada, Australia and Mexico, so that your order will ship from within the same country as you order (ensuring both that we support local producers and that shipping times are reduced).
  • Worldwide shipping - Orders to countries outside those five will ship from the USA.
  • Made-to-Order Just for You! - All of our artwork is made-to-order. This means that we can offer works of art that you won't find anywhere else!